A teacher laughed after checking the home work of a little student.
Laughingly Teacher: How did you made alone so much mistakes.
Little Student Innocently: Sir, my brother also helped me.
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Son to his mother: Mommy! Mommy! Give me ten rupees, these I shall give to a bagger.
Mother: My son! Where is bagger.
Son: He is selling ice cream at the corner of street.
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One friend: If there was not present the water in the world then what happened?
Second friend: Then! Milk would available pure in the world.
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Read this joke and laugh...

° A man was driver of train engine and was arrested by police due to making an accident of train.
Inspector! How made you this accident?
Driver! Sir, one man came in front of my train and become the cause of accident.
Inspector! Oh! nonsense, You should not care that man, and should carry on your journy passing the train over that man.
Driver! Innocently, sir, that man went towards the crops and I was trying to pass the train over that man.
hahaha..........

. We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.