A teacher laughed after checking the home work of a little student.
Laughingly Teacher: How did you made alone so much mistakes.
Little Student Innocently: Sir, my brother also helped me.
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Son to his mother: Mommy! Mommy! Give me ten rupees, these I shall give to a bagger.
Mother: My son! Where is bagger.
Son: He is selling ice cream at the corner of street.
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One friend: If there was not present the water in the world then what happened?
Second friend: Then! Milk would available pure in the world.
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