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Read this joke and laugh...

° A man was driver of train engine and was arrested by police due to making an accident of train.
Inspector! How made you this accident?
Driver! Sir, one man came in front of my train and become the cause of accident.
Inspector! Oh! nonsense, You should not care that man, and should carry on your journy passing the train over that man.
Driver! Innocently, sir, that man went towards the crops and I was trying to pass the train over that man.
hahaha..........